I think Chloe Sevigny once said she decided it was better for her to do commercials for money than bad movies because commercials disappear after a while and are never seen again whereas bad movies hang around forever

To quote Rosie O’Donnell in a League of Their Own: “You think there’s a man out there who hasn’t seen your bosoms?”

These are all way better if you read them in a shaky falsetto.

I think it’s funny that folks always ask if times are tough when an actor does a commercial. A friend of mine was trying to say the same thing about Jon Hamm doing Progressive commercials. Are y’all really saying you wouldn’t take a million dollars for an easy day’s work? It’s not about times being tough. It’s about…

Matt Gaetz: the lovechild between roofies and Axe Body Spray

So when do we get the indictment? The arrest? The perp walk? What’s taking so long!?

I don't know what's worse, that you worked at a Michael's Arts and Crafts store or that you know song titles. 

Just you wait for Demi Lovato’s new one where we’ll all finally hear the real her!

Even the jump from Rubber Soul to Revolver is more innovation than most bands manage in their entire careers. 

I forget who said it, but I heard someone say that the Beatles went from essentially being the Backstreet Boys to Radiohead in the span of about 7 years.

I see Ye is in stage 3 of his very public transformation into a cult leader. 

Who the fuck let your dumb ass out of the greys?

This is a very bad take. He should obviously not scream at anyone in that way, but AOC is simply acknowledging the context which is that men are much more comfortable doing this kind of stuff to women than they are to other men.

It was the typical alpha male bullshit trying to silence a woman because she has a point that’s actually valid. Fuck him.

I also doubt he would’ve responded like that if his opponent was a man. He’s a coward. 

You know, you are undoubtedly allowed to kill someone when you have a reasonable fear that you are in imminent danger of severe harm or death from that person. I would think anything that purports to be a “justice” system would take seriously the possibility that a child who had just repeatedly been sexually assaulted…

It’s certainly gross. I am starting to think her pathology might be more nefarious than just a manipulative money lover. Like Mama Rose meets Cersei Lannister.

I’m so upset to know this.  She watched her own daughter’s sex tapes and picked the best one?  Barf, barf, a million times barf.

“Ray J said they recorded three to give Jenner options to choose from, and she selected the one that showed Kardashian in the best light.”  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

This is my not shocked face.