Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

That’s the Chicago Haisley way!!

the club gave him a single task... keep the team in the Premier League, and make sure they stay there.

SNL fans, every five years

“you sure about that chief?”

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

what

Roger Goodell’s Kinja handle is Bull Moose?

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Not to trigger all the Blue Lives Matter assholes out there, but there is no reason for him to hit her like that. Act like you’re the one, you know, in charge.

It’s no longer about a couple committing to being a team for life, and making this intention clear to their friends, family and community.

I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

/yw

“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

“These spoiled millionaires should be grateful they get to play a kids game”

Yeah, but at least it’s a dry tweet.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.