what makes you think a 21 year old on vacation in Barcelona would be asleep at 2am?

Judge won’t progress at all like how Trout has. They’re already the same age

could LBJ get in trouble for saying he’ll pay Jones’ fine? surely that flies in the face of the purpose of the fine?

using ‘dong’ to mean ‘home run’ continues to not be funny

how fucking american do you have to be to call the Copa del Rey not significant? you continue to be an embarrassment bill 

if this sort of BS logic worked darts and bowling wouldn’t be sports anymore. everyone would practice until they could only throw nine darters or 300s

that didn’t take long

Francesa is a huge deal if you care about sports. he’s a minor local celebrity if you don’t

the $ figure in the headline and first paragraph are waaaaay different. get your shit together william

how did this article not mention he already has a new job as head coach of the Chinese women’s hockey team?

Yankee Stadium hotdogs aren’t actually that expensive - https://www.statista.com/statistics/202743/hot-dog-prices-in-major-league-baseball-by-team/

a knock off Simmons meant to appeal more to ‘cool’ dads than college stoners

does anyone outside of the NYC metro area care about Francesa? I live in NJ so I do but I imagine some guy in Seattle could give a shit

thought this article was gonna be about the prison system in the African country but this is probably worse

or you could tell your daughter to figure out a way to move to a country that cares about its citizens

there’s a funny joke to be made with this pun but that wasn’t it. keep trying!

you know it’s possible to like MLS without liking stuff like this, right bill? I abhor NYCFC’s supporter groups who act like eurotrash hooligans because they can’t make friends unless it’s a pre-organised group. that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy watching the team

‘European football trade rumors’

you forgot huffing

how can anyone say that about Neymar after seeing what he did for Brazil in the world cup? what a wantonly retarded thing to say