*sniff* These games get more and more realistic every year.

Then I will have died as I lived, making a mediocre joke on a video game website.

What really pyst me off is G/o media killing deadspin and splinter. #deadspinforever

TO G/O MEDIA: I’m a person who fits right smack dab in the middle of the most coveted advertising demo. This post is indicative of the content I have most enjoyed from this site over the past 10 years that I’ve been a regular visitor. Please allow your very talented writers to continue doing this sort of work, and I…

Insufficient funds.

Finally, a MLP card game that has understandable rules!

Counterpoint: instead of one exciting season after which the best player moved to Chelsea and the 2nd player sulked until he moved to Man City, you get chance for chaos every season. I mean your argument is essentially “There was this one freak occurrence which was interesting mostly because things are usually more…

Yeah but nothing beats winning the dectuple of the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup, Cup Winners Cup, Charity Shield, Cup Winners Winners Cup, Premier Champions Cup Shield, FA Cup Charity Shield, and Champions Premier FA Cup Winners Charity League Shield.

Tráfico pt 2 is gonna be wild. I’m stoked for the Zlatan/Vela beef to graduate to full on hamburger.

Go to Game 2, go to side board, pick up sideboard. put it on top of deck, Shuffle. Commence game 2.

Yup. Most people usually have 1 or 2 “mains” and a character in their “pocket”. Completing a run with 6 characters and winning a tournament is wild, because it means you have to be good enough to pick your 5th or 6th best character and STILL beat someone else who is using their best.

I think you misspelled slaves. 

I thought Latino and Hispanic weren’t quite synonyms? Doesn’t Hispanic refer to people from Spanish speaking countries in South and Central America, while Latino refers to people from Latin America, regardless of primary language?

“BECAUSE NEADS”

For real he looks like Al Bundy when Peg wants to fuck.

I love and respect that this was your first thought

It’s funny looking at those cards and the power creep in the game over last 5-6 years or so. For those not in the know, there’s plenty of pokemon that don’t evolve to be 110 hp, and stage 2 to be as high as 170 hp. Some have moves of 130 hp basically one-hitting any 120 hp card from first gen. And we haven’t even…

The coroner says it was the most determined case of suicide he’s ever seen.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”