Don’t let the salaries fool you, they are still 20 year old’s, and several of them were not rich as fuck until only recently.

The Coen brothers cinematic universe

Just continuing the trend of at least one completely wrong blog a day this week.

MAQFTWCA*!

Must be a fan of DC United reserve team.

The league is in a bit of a no-win situation:

Like a Squirtle conservation campaign, only slightly stupider.

Brake Blortles

that offense is in a Bad Place right now

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

That’s Chandra’s happy face, actually. She has a very nuanced range of yells and head-fires.

When they envision themselves winning Powerball, they don’t think of Bill Gates, living a reasonably modest life and helping the needy - they think of Trump. Marbled floor, golden toilet, stretch limo. 

New game:  Buffalo or the former Soviet Union?

Mixed people will just say that they transcend race, like a bunch of Visions created by Ultron.

If only I could make this cross over with Boss Monster so we play a legacy of trying to hire adventurers to send out on missions then switch the role to bosses of dungeons to try to kill them all.

I got a jaywalking citation. My lawyer, Giuliani, plead it down to first degree murder.

He somehow looks like both an 8-year old bully and a single man in his late 50s.

Hey, while you two fight, can I get one of those fancy bottom-filling beers?

That’s ridiculous. It’s a science oven. 

First they came for Alex Jones and BarStool said nothing. Then BarStool swatted on Twitch and Don Jr. said nothing. Where will it end?