Without trains, you wouldn’t be able to write these beautiful sentences:

What’s even trickier about this one is when you have to hold the button down to keep the banana floating behind your kart.

Is this the first time a legislator used the term “cheat-code?” 

After posting this, I plan on googling, “I was at Nirvana Unplugged.” I’m curious to know about who actually got to see this live. Like, did Joan in MTV’s accounting department get tickets and give them to her kids? There’s probably less then 300 people in the audience.

Schrödinger’s Baseball

That was my first thought.  Do we really need another snarky, everyman to get into the retro-video game collection business?

I would like to order a booster box of your football cards, please.

I haven’t played RE4 in years, but I’d wager it still holds up—gameplay wise...perhaps even graphically?  I think they got nearly everything right--even the “bonus game” was an absolute blast to play.

That one quoted sentence is bonkers.  26 million went to an event planning firm????  Ugh.

I can totally see this happening.  “Look, I fixed it!  No one can fix these problems like me!” 

I can’t hate you because Trogdor is awesome. He’s even got a board game.

Agreed.  Especially when you think about how in the North, there’s this HUGE ice wall, and it didn’t stop shit when folks really wanted to get in.  Of course, there was a giant undead dragon helping, but still--the point is still valid.

Hello AlexStanfeld from 2017. It’s Tonybluehose, from 2019. I have to tell you, gaming is going great, but we’re having some trouble with our social-political-environmental climate. Our government is shut down, ice caps are melting even faster, the latest facebook fad is posting your first and last photo.

Perhaps it’s also because Trumps palate doesn’t extend beyond fast food. “They will eat like the President eats! What an honor! The best honor!”

“There’s a super hero, they have challenges, there’s a villain, in the end they beat the villain.”

It’s interesting, because Married with Children was portrayed (in a way) as the “Anti-Cosby” show, but as a family, for all the terrible things they said about each other, you knew that there was some love underneath all that.

He’s the reason I was a followed Reading for a few seasons.

Jose coming to manage an MLS team would be fun and funny on nearly all accounts. It’s a Netflix special that just writes itself.

Promise I’m not following you around—unless there’s an algorithm that is making me see your comments :)

Cthullu doesn’t deserve this insult.  A decade of madness in an interstellar dimension for you.