I like to sit on the cannon!

Oh hot damn, those are nice houses. I won’t ask you where you live exactly, but there’s a house one block from the park that was host to several very important Civil War executions! I wrote about it in this:

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

Jezebel prefers to focus on pronouns

turns out that if we don’t vote, Trump can be reelected.

The Politico article could have been written about my sister. She did exactly the kinds of things attributed to Tara Reade. She was always in financial trouble, always asking for help, and more than willing to walk away and leave others holding the bag. She made up detailed stories about her life — like how she had to…

My mother-in-law is a know-it-all type; if I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard “Well, actually...” I could retire tomorrow. You’d think the woman was an expert on every subject known to man.

Title: Judge says Women’s Soccer can do more work for less pay
Article: “During the class period, the [women’s national team] played 111 total games and made $24.5 million overall, averaging $220,747 per game,” Klausner wrote in his judgment. “By contrast, the [men’s national team] played 87 total games and made $18.5…

I love pizza, but I’m not going to pretend it’s healthy.

HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM 

excuse me, you sold us a hair with a cake around it.  (sorry, couldn’t resist.)

Jerry’s parents were also great! It’s always weird seeing his dad played by someone else in that season 1 episode. The reason they re-shot The Handicap Spot’s scenes with Jerry Stiller is because they already knew they would be syndicated and wanted consistency. By that time it was too late to redo the scenes with…

I own the DVD set, it’s the only place I know of where that episode can still be viewed in full.

Although we don’t know the circumstances of these particular men, or why they attempted to steal this woman’s stimulus check, it’s no secret that millions of people across the country are currently unemployed, struggling to afford food, and facing new depths of financial desperation. It seems very possible that that…

If Jezebel becomes the daily Blow Job for Bernie, like Gawker was in 2016; I’m out.

No this blog is an insane attempt at rewriting reality in face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. You people are literally sick. Get help.

Goodwill loves to take boxes of books and the ones that they can not sell they recycle properly so nothing goes into a landfill.

While we can never know the real answer this take seems much more likely than jealousy. Seinfeld was such a big deal in the ‘90's and early ‘00's that he could easily have had his own show, or have hosted the Oscars, or whatever other career achievement that Kimmel has obtained that he hasn’t. Other than Bee Movie…

I am a current military officer and I have never seen so many officers (all the way up to O6) talk shit about a POTUS before. That includes the Obama years.

If Ed had worn a tuxedo and Beyonce some streetwear, she would have been the bold empowered black chick who gives no fucks and he would have been the cringy tryhard. There’s no pleasing Jezebel, you know that.