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“integrity”

Beat me to it. This clickbait title garbage insults readers on soo many levels.

Wow, I clicked on this article expecting to read a sordid tale about an A’s employee videotaping players in various stages of undress. Instead, I read an article about a guy putting a camera in the weight room for seemingly legitimate reasons, albeit with misguided tactics. The players were all (presumably) clothed.

your attempt at humor has failed on multiple levels. it wasn’t funny, you cant’ spell and it was a horrible pun. fuck you.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

On the scale of shady things, being a ballpark asshole ranks pretty low. But I’ll be sure to send in a tip next time I see somebody sneak into a better seat or dump their beer on the person in front of them when they leap up to scream at an umpire.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

What a meandering and cluttered bit of reading this was! I guess the point was to make me feel bad about the slavery that is college sports?

The problem isn’t student athletes not getting paid (because they are) or having to go to classes (they should), it’s that football and basketball bring in a shit ton of money for

He was a little too tall,

I think that tweet is just Tony’s coy way of telling us he has AIDS.

Not seen in the photo above, the ball actually left the park. He got winded and decided to stay at first base.

Conspicuously missing from either of the Deadspin articles on this incident: any hint of a condemnation of Harrison for a crude and insulting remark. You leap straight to “Prepare for all the outraged white racists!”. I’m just saying that you might have mentioned, in passing, that the remark was unacceptable, instead

Deadspin Writer #1: “Ok what happened”

You start with a thin piece of metal, it needs to be in the shape of a rectangle missing one of the long sides.