So Biden brought up something last night that I really wished he’d have hammered home more. Trump’s team went to Wall Street and told a bunch of Hedge Funders about the true seriousness of the virus while they were also playing it down to everybody else. This allowed the hedge funds to protect their investments…

So in the beginning, he actually lived on baby food that was sold in the stores. After a while though, he began venturing out into the community. He joined a church and got a girlfriend. If he needed money, he’d rob the Toys R Us and then push the emergency exit, sounding the alarm. They would think he had escaped…

But what about rest days? I’ve always heard that building in rest days are important for your body to heal, or in the case of body builders, to grow. Do you not program in rest days? Have we been fooled by “Big Sleep” yet again?

So prepare yourselves for the nauseating piety that is going to be spewed by both sides when he dies about what a warrior Rush was and how he was secretly a nice guy.

I saw an episode of “Masterminds” about this guy and it was pretty incredible. He was like a criminal version of Macgyver. He escaped from prison and lived in a toys R Us for months undetected. He wired up a surveillance camera using a baby monitor among other ingenious things.

Jim Carrey is a mediocre white man? I mean, I get that he might not be your cup of tea, but the man is supremely talented. Roger Ebert HATED Ace Ventura, and even he had to admit that Carrey is a once in a generation comedic talent.

I don’t doubt that tournaments like this existed somewhere. I do however think it’s unlikely that a bunch of moms and dads are going to sign their kids up for Karate classes in Beverly Hills to have their little angels participate in Blood sport.

“But for this price, you can get a whole bunch of crappy 80's minivans!”

The rules in the contest never made any sense. Bobby, one of the Cobra Kai goons, gets disqualified for kicking Daniel’s knee. But during the big fight montage (“You’re the best!”) there are about a half dozen brutal kicks to the face. Dutch lands a wicked kick to Daniel’s face which to which he just rubs his eyes and…

As I said yesterday, this weird fascination with crappy 80's cars is giving off “I’m such a hipster that I drink crappy beer, but ACTUALLY it’s the best beer” vibes.

I also don’t understand this weird fascination with crappy 80's junk cars. These things sucked back then. They suck even more now. This whole thing has a “I’m a hipster so I drink crappy beer but ACTUALLY it’s the best beer” vibe. 

People are mean and nasty online. Some of them even comment this website. Meghan has been trolled a ton. But here’s the thing, we always talk about “optics” and “tone deaf” and right now, complaining about this is a bad look. We’re in the middle of a pandemic, many people can’t pay their rent. Many people have no…

I love throwing my leftover Chinese Chicken with broccoli in with my eggs. A breakfast egg roll is amazing too. 

Why does everybody crap on mid life? Ie: why do so many people associate mid life with “crisis”. I’m kind of looking forward to parts of mid life. I’ll have more money, my kid will be in college. Assuming my health is good, it should be a fun time.

I’ll never understand Ted Cruz. It’s not just Dershowitz who gave him such high praise, a number of famous Harvard Law professors have said he’s one of the smartest students they’ve ever encountered. Think about that for a second. This is a guy with a world class intellect who could be doing anything he wants in life,…

There’s a pizza chain in the South called “Cici’s”. It’s definitely not good pizza but pizza is pizza. And if you’re hungry/ drunk, you can’t beat it. 

Here’s the thing: Biden has been in a lot of debates before this one, including recent ones in the Democratic primaries, and his debates never devolved into a “shit show”. Trump has been in far fewer debates and almost all of them were nuts. So what’s the common denominator here? Let’s put our thinking caps on for a…

No, is it still around? I’m kind of a buffet fanboy. I love buffets. I know people are grossed out by them but I think they’re great (albeit only once in a while).

What drove me nuts last week was when Bill Barr gave an interview and literally laughed at the idea of Trump not stepping down. He basically said it was figment of all these crazy liberals’ imagination. This is the nation’s top law enforcement officer laughing off the idea of a wannabe despot stealing the Presidency.…

I feel like there are a few of these places around. “Hometown Buffet” was still a thing in Connecticut when I left. “Golden Corral” is still out there. Near my house in the DC/MD/VA area, there are about a half dozen local ones that I know about too. Alexandria has a good one called “The Great American Buffet”.