My highschool basketball coach gave me some similar advice:

Do hockey tough guys train in boxing and MMA? It would seem to make sense. You’d think a well trained boxer could whip most of these guys who have terrible form.

Have you looked at this guy’s twitter aside from these tweets. Not too far underneath this whole debacle, he posted a video of two teenage girls talking in the airport. They are unaware that he is recording them and are talking about intimate things that one of them did with her boyfriend. He posted this video in an…

Why do you assume he sent it to her unsolicited? She may have asked him to send it. Dudes who send these pics unsolicited on Tinder are creeps. Guys who send them at the behest of their new girlfriends are not suffering from hubris, they are just normal guys.

I still cannot understand why she is in Australia to begin with. She seems to put out a column every 3 or 4 months. What is she doing with the rest of her time? I followed her twitter for a while and it seems like she spends most of her day praising other writers and talking endlessly about the need for civility etc.…

Yes, but he criticized Jay for being hacky. Then he goes and does the exact same bit? And makes it his centerpiece? What’s more hacky than that?

Jimmy kimmel was never on SNL

And don’t forget that Jimmy slammed Leno all the time but his signature “man on the street” bit is a total rip off of Leno’s “jaywalk” that he did every other night.

So hot take. Notre Dame wasn’t actually that bad. Clemson was just ridiculously good. They beat Alabama by nearly the same amount they beat ND. 

Yes, please tell Elijah Cummings how he should feel about this and how he should view civility. The world anxiously awaits your chastisement of him. Or wait, maybe you could shut up and realize that the man forgot more about organizing, protest, and general hardship than you’ll ever know. 

Weird that WWE would make fun of Gene scheming people with 1-900 numbers. They did the exact same thing with Hulk Hogan (1-900 Hulk?) and, if I remember correctly, the Ultimate Warrior. That whole industry was scammy as all get out. When I was a little kid I remember a Vanilla Ice 900 number and  Robocop one too. 

I know very little about curling but I’d have to imagine a huge advantage these guys have is they have the time, money, resources, and connections to put in the work to get good. I’m assuming most curlers (other than the gold medal winners probably) have to work real jobs and fit in curling as an expensive hobby. 

Jeanie Buss picks up the phone and takes a drink of scotch, staring into the LA skyline from her penthouse apartment: “Get me Ric Barry.”

Or Dickie V for that matter. Truly the protector of all that is sacred and holy in amateur athletics. 

Are those people on roller blades? Remember when roller blades threatened to be the transportation mode of the future in 1993? I took my son rollerblading this summer on the Jersey shore boardwalk (we both play hockey) and there may have been 1 other person rollerblading. People looked at my son amazed. Like he was on…

I wish it wasn’t the rule, but it is, and he knew it. My job outlaws weed too. I think it’s BS, especially since I have chronic pain and PTSD due to military service. But if I use weed and I’m drug tested, I’ll be fired. It is unfair and it should be changed. But there’s the world we live in and the world we want to…

I happen to know what happen. All I’ll say is it involves a central vacuum system and a general ignorance that there is a tiny blade in there designed to chop up large pieces of dirt. Other than that, I can’t go into details. 

A very scary thing. Pro Athletes need to understand that they are not “normal” people. They are bigger, stronger, more explosive. If they hit someone like that, they can kill a person. When a person goes limp and hits the pavement, there is a very good chance his brain can begin to bleed and he can die.

So what can be done about motion sickness. Because I feel like a car whipping through a tunnel at 150mph would make a lot of people motion sick. I’m by no means an expert, but a car moving 150 strikes me as way more likely to cause people to get sick than a large train where the speed is not as noticeable. 

But what if it was Beyonce????