This is all part of Bellichick’s plan. Think about it: All teams try to play the game fast. But have any of them tried to play the game slow? It’s called “Moneyball” bro. Go to Blockbuster and rent the VHS. 

It’s kind of amazing that nobody, that I know of, has died from an incident like this in the NHL. If you punch some unsuspecting person in the face, professional athlete or not, there’s a very real possibility that person could suffer a bleed in his brain and slip into a coma and die. It happens all the time in life.  

I don’t get it? What was that article trying to tell me? Am I still high? 

Also Simmons: What about the guys that competed in the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament? Where is their health insurance? Tommy has brain damage and Dutch has a substance abuse problem. 

To be fair though, Winslow had other interests outside of football that were calling him. 

Damn you. I was going to make a “Jameis Winston? Who da fook is that guy?” Joke

Seriously he’s a retired firefighter whose hobby is following the JETS. People at the games do enjoy him. Who is he hurting? Must we mock everybody? He actually is a nice guy too.

I love Norm MacDonald  as a comedian, but he’s be anti women for a very long time. Go look at some of his youtube compilations of him hosting weekend update. A staple joke of his act was straight up calling Hilary Clinton the B word. 

This is not a hard question at all. Why was Ted Olson the Solicitor General under George Bush, only to turn around and take Prop 8 to the Supreme Court, thereby helping to legalize same sex marriage? Why do large corporations donate to both parties?

She’s been abusing the umps for years too. It’s all about her. It’s ALWAYS all about her and the sports media just completely indulges her. I have a hard time mustering any sympathy for her given her consistent poor treatment of the poorly paid umpires especially given the fact that she’s one of the richest most…

Regardless of how you feel about the umpire, Serena Williams took the coward’s way out. She was getting beat, it wasn’t getting any easier, so she started looking for a way out. And now she has it. She can blame the ump. We’ve all seen this. Tyson realized he was in deep waters against Holyfield, so he acted crazy and…

It’s just funny to me that this site will post article after article about the dignity of labor and how every job counts and then consistently give people like Serena a pass when they abuse, bully and torment lower paid, less powerful workers. Look at this situation, who really holds all the power here? She’s a…

Is there a single columnist in all of Gawker media that is as disliked as Billy Haisley? Nobody can stand him. 

All I’ll say is that whenever these non-partisan watchdog groups list come up with their yearly list of most corrupt members of congress/ the Senate, there are plenty of democrats on it. Dems have been turning a blind eye to corruption for a very long time. There is a democratic senator that is frequently lionized on…

Wait, I’m sorry, you think Cuomo’s corruption will harm him against Trump? In another time, sure. But we’re living in Trumplandia. Corruption doesn’t seem to matter anymore as long as you wink and lean into it. Donald Trump basically bragged about buying politicians during his campaign and then smiled and said “see,…

“Diana Taurasi just doesn’t lose when it matters.” So she’s free to lose in any WNBA game then?

There are also only 4 or 5 books for each city listed. 5 books listed for New York. Seriously? How is this a useful resource at all? A fifth grader could have compiled a more comprehensive list than this in about 2 hours. 

Actually Notre Dame was the anti-east coast private school for a while. During the 20's, 30's, and 40's (and I suspect much later), most of the elite east coast schools had quotas against lots of different races and religions, including Catholics. My Grandfather, an Italian immigrant, applied to Yale and didn’t even…

“he’s really just a guy who made an electric car that rich people like to drive.”

I click on these links because I love MLS. Then I get annoyed when you make fun of MLS. So it’s totally my fault. I can’t be mad at you.