They definitely change the sheets. And they definitely wash the sheets just as you’ve described. It’s impossible to get rid of all the stains that will show up under UV lights

Panama put up a respectable fight? They lost 6-1. In soccer. That’s an ass whooping. I guess they get points for not crawling into the fetal position? Their team is made up of other professional soccer players, FYI. They aren’t some scrapy campers that show up against the rich kids ala “Meatballs”. 

Is this the first you’ve heard about people boning in hotel rooms? Did you think they swapped out the mattresses with every guest?

Well the guy in that picture was banned for life. So what is your point?

How could you not include video of him attacking that Saudi (?) talk show host? Wasn’t he shuttled out of the country with his life in jeopardy?

I’m a fan of raunchy humor. I defend comedians who make jokes about touchy or distasteful subjects. I defend people like Bill Maher.

Villanova, 3 players drafted in the first round and the National Player of the Year drafted at 33. So much for the narrative about how they “don’t have great talent, they just play really good team basketball” that we’d always hear from the Skip Bayless’ of the world. Yes, they played great team ball. They were also…

Nah Leno was on NBC. ABC had never really had a consistent late night program before Kimmel. “Nightline” was their go to late night show. I think that’s why he lasted. He gave them some consistency. Right place, right time. 

Jimmy Kimmel is the most inexplicable success story in TV history. He started out as an annoying zoo crew radio guy and was every bit the same person Carolla is. Other comedians used to rip on him for years for being vanilla, not clever and just stiff. I honestly have never laughed at a single thing he’s said on late…

“Celebrity Chef”? Seriously? She’s not a chef and has no formal culinary training. Her husband is a famous athlete so she decided to play chef. Ivank Trump is a white house senior adviser. That’s not how anyone should describe her

So, that’s his O face right?

After this article, I know who I will continue to hate the most. Congratulations, Billy Haisley.

It’s funny because lots of people had no problem jumping to conclusions about the guy that confronted Winslow at the mobile home community. He was a racist! An African American millionaire can’t even buy a house without being persecuted by some racist shitkicker! Hey, maybe that wasn’t true at all. Maybe he actually…

The U.S got bailed out by the automatic bid? Give me a break. This is 8 years away. You have no idea about what the state of U.S soccer will be in 8 years. Lots of good soccer programs have missed out on qualifying for the world cup at one point or another. That doesn’t make them trash. The U.S could very well be…

Has anybody been listening to the Pod “American Fiasco” by the Men in Blazers? It’s about the disastrous U.S 98 world cup team. It’s pretty fascinating. What makes it even more interesting is that from the ashes of that garbage team, our greatest World Cup team of all time was born. That’s right: The 2002 team where…

I wouldn’t be so sure. The smart money is on Joshua, but Wilder surprised a lot of people with his victory over Ortiz. His power is for real. And Joshua can be hit and has gone down befoee.

I love you for this reference

It would have been classic Billy if he had added in something like: “the GMs will be totally useless unless they have a system of relegation whereby the lowest performing GMs will be sent to Canada. Also MLS sucks.”

Wait, they actually went ahead and did this thing? I figured this was just one of those things that Trump says, everybody assumes he has no intention of following through on, and then everybody just forgets and moves on.

Um yeah. I just did.