Are you crazy hating on the beach boys? They are amazing. I went to a concert with my Mom and Dad a few years ago and I was blown away. They just rattled off hit after hit for like two hours. And they didn’t even play all their hits. Their music is great, and classic, and makes you feel good. John Stamos was touring…

Whereas Billy Haisley is trash who eats corn cobs.

Without a doubt, the dumbest analysis comes from people like Brendan Schwabb. The analysis goes something like this: “Bro, Connor is not a boxer. So he’s going to give Floyd looks and angles that he’s never seen before. Stuff that a conventional boxer wouldn’t think to do. That’s his edge.”

I was swindled for all the money I made during my time in the military (including a tour in Iraq), by a close family friend. I could go on and on about how ill equipped the justice system is to deal with these things. But to put it briefly: The Feds didn’t care because it wasn’t high profile enough for them, so they…

Most of what you said makes sense, but how on earth do you connect Jill Stein, and Trump’s election to the murder of Nabra Hassanen? There is zero evidence that had anything to do with Trump or white supremacy or the rise of alt right facism or any of the other boogey men we like to attribute to Trump’s rise. She was…

“Hey I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”-Rizzo

Floyd could absolutely kill a man with his fists. It’s the accumulation of punishment, not necessarily the one punch knockout that often does it. For all this talk about Floyd not being a killer puncher, that is true only when you consider the fact that he was facing future hall of famers/ beasts like Miguel Cotto.…

I’m not using physical assault liberally at all. Look up the definition if you care to. This was textbook assault. It can’t get more assault like then this. Sorry, but what you want the definition to be, isn’t the same as what it actually is.

Would anybody be surprised if this chain of events unfolds as follows: Somebody erroneously claims the Warriors aren’t attending, Fox News picks up the story and goes off about it on Fox and Friends. Donald Trump sees the fake story and becomes enraged and tweets that the Warriors are actually losers who will never be…

It’s only considered controversial because of something called “hypocrisy”.

You don’t have to be on KJ’s side to see the ridiculous double standard being applied here. Imagine if this guy had assaulted a female democratic politician with a pie. Can you imagine the ridiculous think pieces on Jezebel?

The most important rankings are yet to come: “Which of the warriors most resemble the villains from Karate Kid?”, and “Would Michael J Fox’s ‘teen wolf’ character have swung the finals to the Cavs?”

A teabag in your mouth always seems to take your mind off just about anything

You buried your lede: How this is somehow attributable to Pulisic

Do you really think Bill Maher’s show is bullshit? I don’t agree with everything he says but the quality of discussion between the guests is usually pretty high. He brings on a lot of guests that have interesting, thought provoking, things to say, that don’t get much play on other networks, and lets them discuss…

Far be it for me to question the integrity of a man that repeatedly kicks people in the balls.

And remember all these things were said about Freddy Adu. And Paul Gazzo. And Wayne Rooney. And Julian Green as early as last world cup. My point is that soccer is abound with talent, but talent doesn’t necessarily translate into greatness or being the best ever. I remember when Pele declared Neymar the best ever at…

Did you watch bundesliga games circa 2002? Me neither. And neither did most Americans. So who cares? In the end Pulisic will be judged by what he does at the world cup and against other national teams. It may not be fair, but it’s true. I’m always amazed by soccer fans’ ability to annoint someone as the greatest ever…

So Subban lied about the whole thing? Huh, that’s weird. He’s so delightful and wonderful and full of energy and passion for the game. Crosby on the other hand is a dull, passionless punk who whines and dives. That’s still the narrative right?

I feel like if it was Pulisic who made the pass and Altidore who scored the goal, we’d be reading about what a sublime pass it was and what incredible vision the wunderkind has. Altidore would be lucky to stick his foot out at the right place and time.