For a fresh take on this women’s basketball update, we go now to Don Imus.

I see what you did there. Those blows will leave bruises

Surprise, surprise. A catholic school will welcome Gaze if they help them win at basketball.

His lawyer? Learned Hand (of God)

“I’m sorry Bastian...we’re not all classless troglodytes like this reporter...we really do love and respect the beautiful game...smooch smooch smooch”. Jesus you don’t have to apologize on behalf of all Americans because a reporter asked a dumb question. You sound so desperate to be liked. Schweinsteiger is getting a…

I feel like we’ve heard this explanation a thousand times before. What is so refreshing about it now? He’s essentially saying he tried to take a legal supplement and it backfired. He didn’t do it intentionally (“it didn’t come from a bad place”).

This was against Honduras in a qualifying match. Need I remind you of 18 year old Landycakes’ header against Mexico in the 2002 World Cup? Or how about when he nutmegged the German defender and nearly netted one of the prettiest goals of the tourney? Go back and look at those 2002 WC highlights and you’ll understand…

Really? You dig what LeVarr Ball is doing? Haven’t we seen this movie before? The domineering stage parent/ overly aggressive father of child athlete. I thought we all agreed this was a bad thing. Mary Pierce’s father, McCuley Culkin’s dad, Todd Marinovich’s father. The list is much longer, even if you wish to take…

Yeah well my boss let me work in a sweet office cubicle on one of the nicest Saturdays of the year. Your move Boeser.

This seems to be going similarly to the WNBA lockout in 01. The owners tried to call their bluff, but ultimately they caved to public pressure.

“In this case, please don’t name the substance or brand”- Performance enhancing drug rep

Giannis can’t melt steel beams.

Deadspin: “The NFL doesn’t care about player safety. Fuck Roger Goodell!”

GGG is an exciting fighter and a complete fighter. But he simply did not acquit himself well Saturday night. He didn’t do two things that normally make him so devastating and that may have delivered the KO we were all looking for 1) He did not attack the body. This is what separates him from almost every boxer out…

We still won last year. And I’ll always remember that game. That’s the thing about being a lifelong Nova fan. For a long time we were crap (the early 90's before Kittles came along etc). When I was a little kid, I never thought I’d see them win a title (I was a baby when they won in 85). So I can still appreciate the…

This is what happens after too many boilermakers

Somewhere Ball’s counterpart, the father of 3 WNBA star prospects, is scheming to copy this business plan and leverage it for a big multi hundred dollar contract.

Can’t wait for the “one shining moment” highlight reel. So many cool layups.

“Ugh I can’t believe we have to give him this belt. I’m disgusted”-The WBC

“Beyond a team tragedy? Glad we dodged that bullet”- We are Marshall