More than anything else, this encapsulates the need for better healthcare services for patients who aren’t super-rich.  Given hospital waiting times, it’s doubtful that most of us would be out of the hospital, home and raping comfortably just six hours after a major injury like that.

Finally, the Knicks win a trade!

I always forget—is Ciara a boner pill or a lemon-lime soda? 

In no particular order:

“When someone names only prominent Jews as trying to ‘buy’ or ‘steal’ our elections, we must call it out,” Schumer told the conference.

He didn’t penetrate, so no banging. Semantics ftw. Sanctity of wife protected.

Pleading not guilty and requesting a jury trial seems like a really dumb idea. It keeps this in the news longer and makes it more likely the video becomes public.

I can’t even imagine the shit-eating grin Jerrah must have in those meetings looking at Kraft. You’ve got to think Jerrah’s had a hand in decorating the place with orchids and putting plenty of Asian food on the menu (Cream of Sum Yung Guy?) just to stick it to one of his enemies.

If you’ve been paying attention to how the upper-tier MAGA crowd rolls (Manafort, Stone, etc.) you answered your own question.

Since according to Robert Kraft’s “own words” his dead wife shaped his morals and soul I think there’s one really important question that needs asked: was his dead wife cool with him banging Asian prostitutes, or does he just not care at all about his dead wife’s wishes. 

My morals and my soul were shaped by the most wonderful woman, the love of my life, who I was blessed to have as my partner for 50 years.”

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Then I, for one, commend him for his shrewd tactics on the field of hockey battle

Is this the hockey equivalent of street cred, abject stupidity combined with a bit of luck, or both? If I understand correctly the gentleman in blue should have been destroyed but was not. 

It’s not supposed to be cool. Cool things are either impractical or gimmicky based on current trends.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

Or he could start Jameis and let Khalil Mack and the Bears defense solve the problem for him. 

Get Woke, Go Broke. It doesn’t pay to attack your customers. Most of them just want the games without the politics.

I’m not sure I can agree with their complaint. I’ve got an ‘18 Outback that is slightly less power (like 5 less ponies?) and even more weight. While I’ve certainly got to wait for the right opening when compared to my motorcycle, it’s never really been an issue. Yes, I’m bored as hell in this vehicle, but, it towed…

You know who didn't molest an Uber driver? Fitzmagic. Also, he went to Harvard