1) He obviously didn’t really want to kill nobody.

Maybe you’ve seen the t-shirt that says, “legalize being black.”

Sus didn’t even break a sweat. Gold medal and major marathon in three months. Amazing!

My thought was always, did you come from a Black woman’s womb? Then you Black! If you come from a white woman and you physically look white, I can see some racial indecision. Still, I side with Paula and Halle Berry’s mamas. If you are identifiably Black, stop wasting time “splaining” your heritage. 

Yet, they both understand who the star of the show is.

Dear Scottie,

Now I see where he drew from to handle the Ben Vereen episode on Fresh Prince (best ever). Yeah, it was about the fictional pops being an absentee dad, but the hurt and anger Smith summoned could have easily been transferred from real life. Whenever hearing about (otherwise) good dads/husbands succumbing to rage, I…

Two men intentionally shot into the car while the father and daughter were in the drive thru. The Mcdonalds CEO is assuming the father put his daughter in harm’s way. He may not have even known the assailants. Even if he did, they are childkillers. Focus on that rather than speculative judgement of parenting.

“Hey man, I'm from Idaho." Mailbag pundit, need you say more?

Rest in power.

Oh please Woody Allen married his fucking daughter.

An extra hot corner of hell has been reserved...unless a good Samaritan takes these killers out first.

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Which prosecuting attorney got up and said, "White people done lost they mind!"

Which prosecuting attorney got up and said, “Motherfucka, please!”

I liked it. The minimalism hit for sure cuz he’s not much of a dancer.

I absolutely thought pledging was silly. Still, I am surprised the show infringed this way. Even I don’t wear all red in the company of Deltas or pink and green EVER.

File this under "things black people know that white people don't" and that's don't fuck with nobody named Obadiah. He got "anointed" written all over him.

Condi doesn't need to be waterboarded. Torture for her would be tying her down and making her wear her hair natural.

If only either political party stayed this loyal to black people...