Your hate is why times are different now, fascist.

Fuck you Elizabeth Warren! A muthafucka got paid!

Whenever you’re ready for a war, snowflake. You wouldn’t survive. You’d rather pack the fudge than pack the court.

‘Cause he’s a douche.

Because it’s fucking bulshit. Next worst publicity stunt since Jussie.

Choke on some non-colonial vegetable, cupcake.

Barry and Michael can go fuck off as far as I’m concerned. All they ever wanted was to be celebrities. They are in the 1 percenters now. Multi-million dollar book and netflix deals, hanging with Bono, the Clooneys, and Richard Branson. If anyone thinks they are for the little folk, they are truly blind. Obamaz Niggaz…

Go watch the Hallmark channel, snowflake.

And just as fucking corrupt.

Oh my God! The sky is falling! How many liberals’ heads exploded today when the rulings were handed down? Fucking get a grip on reality.

I do not understand the lens through which you (and others like you) perceive reality.

and that wasn’t

And then as you lay dying, drifting into that deep, dark nothing that is the end of an insignificant life, you have a brief moment of clarity; The All-Knowing, All-Being, that is Nirvana. Complete Awareness focused on that instant in temporal-spatial reality as you look up at the television and Trump and Pence are…

What else can he do when asked stupid questions from the Collapsing News Network? I’m surprised he didn’t bust out laughing like Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz in a shitty SNL sketch.

No, he and Mike Pence get down on their knees at night and pray you get cancer of the genitals.

Well when I’m dealing with incontinence, what can I say?

I heard they might be getting a new editor at Highlights, Jesse Hassenger. That is if St. Jesse of Low I.Q. can pass the spelling test.

He likes to focus when he fists your mother’s asshole.