That’s cute that you think men don’t get raped. Perhaps you should look into what the Taliban did to the men of the Northern Alliance that got captured. In fact, I would even posit that men are MORE likely to get raped in that part of the world.

Well Obi Wan chopped Darth Maul in half while doing the whole force thing. i’ll take the explanation

He ain’t a cyborg. He wears body armor, but he’s imitating Vader

“Dude, “I’m an awesome pilot and Force user because my father is Anakin Fucking Skywalker” is Peak Mary Sue. The only way it could get more Mary Sue is if Luke suddenly sprouted wings because Padme was a real live angel.”

Kylo Ren was toying with Finn. After Finn got a lucky jab, Ren looked both surprised and furious, and then put him the fuck down.

Rey is related to Leia. This is the first time they met.

Funny enough, I saw all the episodes in order.

Pretty much every concern you have can be applied to the original movies. It’s a space epic with lasers and robots, intended to be accessible to young children. Of course it isn’t Citizen Kane.

I know. I understood the fight scene would be kind of an amateur hour, since both didn’t know much about fighting, but I expect some badass shit in the next one.

No, but A New Hope was the first Star Wars movie EVER. Of course it didn’t have to introduce characters. Both ESB and ROTJ did the same thing at the beginning

Hey, Hayden Christiansen wasn’t so bad once he shut his mouth. Some of his silent, looking mad or depressed scenes were outstanding. I place most of the blame on the dialogue, honestly.

The Force Awakens wasn’t the best movie I ever saw (movie critic style at least) but it was certainly a hell of a lot of fun to watch.

But Finn immediately woke up and went over to the crash site, where he found Poe’s jacket. It seemed, at least to me, that Poe woke up before Finn did.