Apparently only people with variations of John as their name would be considered.

I genuinely thought that by “wellness” they meant like normal taking care of yourself and feeling good, not Goop nonsense. I maybe should have read the intro bit before I voted...

Bible Thumper.

“Your Little Hoodrat Friend” by the Hold Steady is a good song.

St. Francis Torn To Shreds By Huskies Despite Record Of Kindness To Animals

Buffy the tv show was actually a reboot of a bad film, so that supports your theory.

i’ll keep saying this til i’m blue in the face:
reboot bad things, not good things

Yeah, you’ll get no argument from me. It’s an amazing movie. I’m particularly fond of the scene where drunk Jimmy Stewart shows up at Cary Grant’s house.

Wow, that might be the best possible way to describe the experience of watching this movie.

So the problem is, almost nothing is flushable, even if it says it is. Even those flushable baby wipes aren’t. The only reason TP is flushable is because it just about dissolves in liquid...something you don’t want to happen to your period products, since they need to stay intact and hold the liquid.

Obligatory:

MAMA MIA! THAT’S A PRICEY MEATBALL!

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Yeah, but according to him, the only person who doesn’t like that song is Cyndi Lauper.

Yeah yeah, you produced “We Are The World”. I don’t wanna hear it.

I did research on workplace sexual harassment in law school. I’m hardly an expert, but a lot of my research showed that a reason some victims do not come forward is that they do not actually want to ruin their harasser’s life and get him fired. For some victims, they want a more restorative approach (counselling,…

It’s extortion, plain and simple. Think about it this way - would you feel the same way if the cops demanded that they take cash from the register in exchange for not ticketing employees?

Like, every time I hear somebody blather on about karma and talk about how mean people will eventually get what’s coming to them, I say that’s not how it works, there’s not some all-powerful force in the universe that balances the scales. How it works is, usually when someone’s a big enough jackhole, eventually they…

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No, but her sister has eight Oscars and six Emmy Awards, all before the age of 25.