You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

How about that cut to the pie eating? That scene had me more disoriented than anything Lynch has pulled on this season of Twin Peaks and that is saying something.

*receives pink slips*

And even that he killed two people in 1994 and the jury still reached the correct verdict!

Reminder that it’s possible to believe both that O.J. Simpson killed two people in 1994 and that the Nevada parole board did its job correctly today

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

Explain this preggo test then...

(also made me lol)

Dude, that link... but I clicked and it was worth it!

https://www.redbubble.com/people/makemorewords/works/27234092-nevertheless-she-regenerated?body_color=white&p=t-shirt&print_location=front&size=medium&style=mens&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=g.pla+notset&country_code=US&gclid=CjwKCAjw47bLBRBkEiwABh-PkX3sGiJ7-pLFm3LXIx_dlG-7wk9AWqlPiwSiOrQoBRoMVQhU0aKBD…

Duh.

Char would look soooo hot in a fitted tux, like Marlene Dietrich!

Literally had an orgasm when I refreshed the page and saw the top article.

I’ve seen a few episodes of the show and after reading these excerpts it has become clear to me the person he was playing on the show isn’t a character but himself.

(Am I the only one having trouble posting images? When I do, they show up as doubled, and then become huge.)

We execute people for:

Should we decide men can join us in the future, I officially move you to the top of the list.

“Half of them just jumped on the bandwagon” ok, dipshit. By this logic wouldn’t that mean he raped the other half?

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

Seriously.