Yeah this is 100% black tie racism. Loud and proud, and disgusting. Hopefully this incident is the tipping point for the whole Panhellenic system getting either a drastic makeover or shut down altogether.

Making a cat dance for one's life partner goes beyond the physical realm of pleasure. Slightly lifting a cat to a semi standing position and wiggling it to music is the most intimate experience two humans can share.

$5000??? If most bands made that much, this would be a VERY different festival. My sister's band (Silent Diane- please don't hate my shameless plug because I love her so much; EP on iTunes) has played showcases the last few years, and they are usually paid in wristbands to the festival (one per band member at about…

Not totally for free, they offered them an online budgeting tool with an extra line to include income from the other jobs they would have to take while doing work for McDs.

I suspect the problem is that this didn't get through the right people at McDonald's PR Department. I don't think they've had a corporate presence at SXSW before. Someone (junior) probably brought it up and convinced someone (middle manager) who had some money in some budget to do it. But the money wasn't enough to…

Nothing buries a story like #slownewsday

Niles and the Baby Bag of Flour was some comedic gold.

I always knew there was a reason why I liked Niles more than Fraiser

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

Is this proof she's been acting this whole time?

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

You missed Bob's Burgers—duh, obviously Tina's a reader.

like i was really convinced people saying blue and black were trolls and jokesters playing us white and gold people

I'm not sure why Wired has bought into this fucking conspiracy and is trying to tell everyone that a white and gold dress is black and blue.

All of his tweets are actually the titles of novels he's written.

i really wanted to be the first person to use this meme. you've broken my heart.

if kbell and dax have been doing couples therapy i am once again super impressed and inspired. what a healthy responsible choice for parents in such a unique situation.

I have personally used the services of a "crisis pregnancy center" (due to an unplanned pregnancy when I was unemployed, uninsured and broke, along with a lack of Planned Parenthood in my vicinity) and it was quite an experience. I am grateful that it was there to provide the services I needed at the time, like…