Wasn't she in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

NO THIS IS AWESOME. I thought someone took dead octopi and shoved them in balloons. BUT THEY'RE OCTOPI FETUSES (FETI?) WAITING TO BE BORN. SO LONG AS THEIR CAREERIST FEMINIST OF A MOTHER DOESN'T ABORT THEM FOR SELFISH REASONS.

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

We really need this as well ... (God, I love this film) ...

Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:

But! Does he sell monogrammed coffee thermoses?

You know things are bad out there when I was impressed because the first guy used both versions of your/you're correctly.

Sounds like a load of conspiracy twaddle. Plus, the fact the she predicted that she'd get death threats from the gaming community says alot more about the gaming community than it does about Anita.

Also, they copied the Pats who did that for Aaron Hernandez. COPIERS.

Yes, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to give that organization ANY credit after the way they completely botched this situation.

I remember the Commander Keen games having several amusing idle animations - which is where I first saw them.

I want to end every restaurant order with "Silly straws all around!" But I won't, because servers (rightfully) hate lame customer jokes.

oh hay I recommended this before seeing it was you. MR TROUT APPROVE THIS GENT PLEASE

I mean yeah this looks bad, but WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS SAID!

Oh my God, the other day my boyfriend and I were watching a long line of people (who we later figured out were preparing for a show) carrying these ridiculous, neon-green branch-like things over a bridge in our city and my boyfriend turned to me and asked, "Do you think they're going to kill Macbeth?"

If you rape a woman in an art gallery, it doesn't become a "statement" because you call it "art." And while this may not be rape, it sure as shit is a sex crime.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Iggy Pop is hot, I don't know what you're looking at.