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I mean, you do get a lot of people on the left saying things like “Repuglicans” and “Drumpf” online, but that doesn’t really compare to actual Republican politicians purposely calling the opposition party by the wrong name. To say nothing of the people online who still call our last president such clever things as

Wait, wait, hold up—is it “Bïeryoncé” or “Biëryoncé”? Is it a German umlaut as in “Doppelgänger” or “Köln”? Is it a French diaeresis as in “Noël” or “naïve”? What is going ON?

Especially considering that the award is frequently given to a so-so musical over an outstanding comedy.

No nominations for The Good Place or Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but the insipid Will & Grace revival is up for Best Comedy?

I mean, on one hand, I’m pretty sure she’s inartfully referring to the women who say that they dated him as teenagers, but nothing non-consensual happened.

Why is this the focus, instead of the monstrosity that is the Samsung emoji?

Perhaps the biggest problem this would eliminate is that week between Christmas and New Year’s, when half the people in the office are on vacation and the people left behind are mostly checked out anyway.

The credits theory falls apart pretty quickly, as they’d need to cross out the name of every other actor who ends up dead—from Pai Mei to Buck.

I find the idea of anyone fucking him (or Donald Trump) to be disgusting tbh.

So what you’re saying is they should make an animated version of The Last Temptation of Christ.

Jenna Fischer is so cute that Jim chose her over AMY ADAMS and it was still the right call.

I’m training myself to substitute “Tigger”.

Isn’t the larger concern that you wouldn’t want your team associated with the city of Phoenix?

Finally! Why are we insisting on using “Cologne”? It’s Köln. It’s a German city. It’s on the Rhein, not the Rhône.

This was my first thought on this. Like...Guys, are you even LISTENING TO YOURSELVES.

Ive said it before, and I’ll say it again—I’m very glad that Cary Grant and Jack Lemmon are dead so that I’ll never find out the horrible things they did to women on set.

This is very rude to Dr. Kimball.

I just don’t see how that qualifies as a costume tbh.