I don't have any beef with Hill, but there's no way he could turn in a performance like Goodman in "Barton Fink."

She already did in "The Man Who Wasn't There," which is pretty pretty good.

Hey, Paula Deen may be a racist, but even she has standards (I mean in addition to "must be white.")

Loser gets a handjob from Cactus Tony.

Yeah but Kirk Cameron is "Jesus creepy" while Robin Thicke is "creepy creepy."

I just wanna know why people thought it was okay to stop making Growing Pains jokes.

I can't tell if you're talking about Metal Machine Music or Lulu.

*Pretzels*

*stares at phone*

Who will often look at the camera and say "Ehhh, it's a livin."

I like how you can imagine them being friends in real life. That's what I look for in my porn, an underlying sense of camaraderie.

Its earlier stuff was better.

Every time I watch The Room a part of me really hopes that the doggy responds this time, preferably in English.

Apparently they had to release an edited version because of that line and the line about foregoing church and school in favor of the bunny.

I still sing the Hairbrush song occasionally, even though I in fact always know where my hairbrush is. (it's in the bathroom)

I don't think it's a silly song with Larry, but I liked "The Bunny." It stirred the pot, caused some controversy, and that made 11 year old me feel like the coolest kid in Sunday school.

Goddamn potato suckers and their sexy ethnic rumblings.

Using innuendo alone they could write, like, 50 songs just based off title ideas if they collab'd.

How do you even start paragraphs? Press your spacebar 5 times like some kind of jackass?

No one drinks Tab anymore.