Oh crap - is yellow some ethnic thing?

So not really ballsy but got a quick laugh from me the other day. A newer Camry passed me this week and the plate was GOESA2B.

Yes

Technically isn’t Burger King Canadian now? Or at least they’re in the process of becoming so.

What I wish I could do:

Give them a wide berth. Try to breathe deeply. Resist the urge to be vindictive. You can’t change patterned behavior from where you’re sitting. I mean, not legally at least.

Is that red hand a thing that lights up when you hit the brake because OMG I WANT ONE

Sometimes, given the cost of going to a track, you can be tempted to street drift. In the events of such desire, follow these tips: TOO DAMN BAD, STAY OFF THE GODDAMN STREET!

Slow car fast > fast car slow.

***I see you, and I do not condone your tailgating actions.***


Angryface rear is angry.

Crown Vic.

Relevant

The S&P Analyst was asked about his weekend plans and responded.

2008 Cobalt SS Turbo.

The man died in a car that he could have gotten out of. It’s sad that he died, but if you feel like assigning blame in a tragic situation like this (because this is ‘Murica, where your lawyers have to have somebody to blame) then yes, the fault is with the guy who owned a car and know/see how to open the door in the…

I like the videos in where the biker confronts the driver who is on the phone or not paying attention, driving erratically, and says “Hey, you got a flat tire” or “Hey, your license plate is falling off”, making them pull over and maybe realize that they’re being trolled for being dumb behind the wheel.

except that Motorcyclist are relieving traffic by filtering instead of causing more traffic, it might look assholeish, but really it’s helping everyone.

You can get 1000 different answers to the lane splitting question. Here is mine. Lane splitting (as opposed to filtering at a light) is really only to be done on the interstate at peak rush. It is safer here because as cars accelerate and brake from 10mph to 40mph and back at each exit to make room for new cars…

There — I fixed it.