Wild Bill, cocksucker!

All to the tune of yakety sax

The Megadrive controller in the picture only has two buttons.

Except in this case it is. I'm not focusing only on chilled, I'm talking about tan versus tanned too. When your daddy beats your arse he hasn't tan it, he's tanned it. See also 'this summer, I intend to go to the beach and get very TANNED', not motherfucking tan like the example by these douches.

Football.

Of course. "She's a really chilled out girl." Not "She's a really chill out girl." You seem a bit confuse, but at least you don't seem worry about it.

Of course they have, you wouldn't say "She's very relax", would you?

Eh? Speak up, sonny.

The Doors on repeat. Touch me, babe.

The deli sold blunts? Nice.

What happened to the past tense? Why is it 'tan' and not tanned? Why are people chill, instead of chilled. Who are these blokes and their white girl Twitter problems anyway? Fuck I'm old.

I don't get it.

You're not alone. I had a little badge of Freddy's glove that I wore on my secondary school blazer, and this bible-bashing maths teacher we had demanded that I remove it as it was 'blasphemous".

Well, at least the lawyers got fat and the judge got famous.

I can imagine that's music to the developers ears!

Actually if you're looking for more stuff like that try out the artist Copy, especially the album Hair Guitar, good stuff.

"Hotline Miami Spotify playlists"

Finished up Assassin's Creed Syndicate which was actually pretty good, although it was pretty funny how they tried to actually put stealth into the series after all this time. For instance there's a mission where you have to infiltrate an opera house and take out some dudes. They try to put these 'Unique Kill…

I don't get it. What am I missing?

It's all good, worse things have happened!