That’s low-hanging fruit

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

You shouldn’t get anywhere near drunk. The upside—having a little bit more fun dancing—is not worth the crazy awful horrendous downsides that could result from getting too drunk at your own wedding.

See, now I’m just going to ban you again.

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

I hate how hard I laughed at this but only because of a minor rib injury.

It is not a penis, but I see your confusion as everyone who lives in Florida is a dick.

How are you ever going to expect real change to happen if you always keep voting for the lesser of two evils though? It comes to making a short-term sacrifice for long-term gain. If more people who wanted to vote their conscience instead of strategic voting did just that, things would actually start to change. I’m…

So many thoughts:

Ground rules include no penalties for hooking.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

I saw a fucking stupid, groan inducing headline, and my first thought was, “This has to be a fucking Tom Ley post”, I'd say lucky guess, but it wasn't a guess. You make Mike Greenberg look like a sports encyclopedia

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

I always thought his position was IR.

Your screen name fits you well.

@cmdrfire: Much easier to read a headline and then post a comment than read the whole post. Who reads anymore anyway, that's pre-9/11 stuff.