I was looking forward to his matchups with Mark “Cutback” Davis and Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard.

To be fair, she could have said that about any president over the last century and it would still be accurate for the most part.

Is this supposed to be clever or funny? Because it’s neither. This is like a lame knock-knock joke that a 7 year old would come up with. It’s funny to see the progressive hive mind trip over themselves to pat each other on the back for stupid shit like this.

Another misleading headline from Splinter, why would we expect anything different? I know you’re a progressive hack, but could you at least try to not be so obvious about it?

The best funded military in the world has spend 15+ years in the desert and still can’t eliminate goat herders.

Wait, do you believe the people need a right to overthrow their government? Holy shit, that will likely be the dumbest thing I read all day and it’s not even 9:00 a.m

even if it does introduce the potential for bans and confiscations down the road,

That’s not the attitude. The attitude is the government is corrupt, incompetent, and has disdain for its citizens. DO NOT give it more power, fuck them.

Libertarian here, less government is better for the people. Having the right to protect yourself from foreign or domestic threats is a lovely thing to have. Having the right to overthrow your government when they no longer work for the people is a lovely thing to have. The fact that people do not give a shit about any…

All I have been hearing from people for the past week is that they want to give up their 1st, 2nd, and 4th amendment rights in order to “be safe”. Good to know some people have zero clue why we have the rights that we do. I for one believe in less government control over us but hey, I guess I just against a future…

Does this guy actually get paid to write this shit?

They didn’t need a military rifle in Barcelona last summer. Perhaps you should brush up on your Google skills.

There’s no such thing as a gun show loophole. If I have an item I no longer want, and someone wishes to buy it from me, then I can sell it to them. That’s not a loophole.

This wasn’t a freak set of events, this was flat out cheating.

So wanting people to be allowed to own guns now means that you are “pro-slaughter”?

Destroyed? He was in an echo chamber for progressives, nothing he said could have mollified them. This entire thing was beyond pointless.

I bet this totally happened.

Are these the hard questions? This is theater. There has been a lot of great writing from policy or policy-adjacent people this week, but distraught teens yelling, “NO MORE GUNS, PUPPET,” at Rubio is just fodder for Outrage Twitter and The A.V. Club (but I repeat myself).