@RigAudio: Because any foriegn object left in an aircraft, can cause foreign object damage (FOD).

@ImSpartacus: Precisely.

@Curves: Ha! Pencil me in! Rejection seems to be the late motif in my life anyway. At least this way I'll get more practice.

@whatne1wuddo: Agreed. Some people still think cynicism makes them seem "cool" and "hip".

@Curves: LOL. I'm getting lax in my old age. I walked right into that one. :)

That's when he gets for listening to Rap "music".

@c to: Yea. They actually do. Not always, but it defnitely happens.

@Kaiser-Machead: LOL. That's exactly what I thought of when it happened. I even snickered. But the snickering abruptly stopped when we had to remove most of the cockpit, including the 300lb "black boxes".

@ps61318: *rolling*

You'd be surprised what pilots get away with. ESPECIALLY fighter pilots.

@abes2: I can imagine.

@ps61318: I find it mildly comical that directly after your Sirius Black comment, someone with a Gary Oldman avatar posted.

I know I'm probably battering an expired equine, but:

@Curves: Plus you probably have a vocabulary bigger than the word "no".

@ps61318: lol Best. Comment. Ever.

@mikelb: whoosh!

@Almightywhacko: Pretty soon we'll be walking around talking into pieces of notebook paper. It's getting quite ridiculous.

@Badlands99: Watch the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode called "Starfighters". You'll hear enough sexual innuendo jokes to last you a lifetime. :)

Please God. Please let this 3D fad end soon.

Abe Froman: The Sausage King of Chicago.