Using both “sheeple” and “morons” in the same post? Pro tip: that rarely adds credibility to your comments.

I’d choose ‘blissful idiot’ over ‘angry curmudgeon’ any day.

well i don’t believe in any religion either, calling other people idiots for believing in a religion shows how tragic your life must be.

“mesh router” is a shorthand for a router and a bunch of well-configured access points.

But is there evidence the world is actually getting dumber? People say that shit all the time, but I’m pretty certain there were a lot more dumb shits in the 1800's and 1st half of the 1900's at least.

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I’m concerned about this setting an extremely dangerous precedent. If these allegations continue, people might begin to think that Time Warner’s internet service ACTUALLY WORKS when police are not actively blocking it...

You have a stud standing next to you at all times? That seems wasteful.

You might consider reading past the first sentence (the answer is in the 2nd one).

Or at least what it claims to do. I personally think it's a scam that will never be released.

This is way cooler than watching the Apollo missions on an old black & white TV.

My lack of excitement means that SpaceX have seemingly made landings routine.

I hope they at least pay you well, shill.

“States passed the franchise laws decades ago to help the consumer.”
That’s BS. States passed franchise laws decades ago to protect dealerships from manufacturers that might swoop in and steal all their sales with a direct sale store in the same area after a dealership invested money already to promote the brand (which…

Why does the sorting hat even exist? The houses are segregated and more or less perpetuate the status quo, leading to most of these problems in the first place. You’ve got a house full of brave popular frat kids that everyone else resents, a house full of smart people, then a house full of just the idiots, and finally…

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

WUT?

Here you go.

3:30am

There is an xkcd for everything.