I’m treating it with Molyneux gloves. Whenever something sounds amazing, just remember Molyneux.

Unless you’re like me and you live in a house built around century-old oak trees and never get any sunlight. Sigh.

It’s a bottlenose dolphin waving

Yeah, why would anyone want a tech blog to get technical stuff right? I'm such an asshole.

Oh sorry! thats 40480 yards.

Your parents should have known Quevin is not an acceptable alternative way to spell Kevin.

Or they’ve come to recognize that calories from fat are no worse (and arguably better) than calories from sugar.

Yes, because there’s nothing revolutionary that Elon is doing that’s worth talking about. Like mass production of electric cars. Or, space shit. N’stuff.

To be fair, I finish the majority of my statements by yelling “McAfee Rules!” with my fists in the air then jumping through the nearest (closed) window and running away.

“Of course the phones had malware on them. How that malware got there is the story, which we will release after speaking with Google. It involves a serious flaw in the Android architecture.”

My money is on the serious flaw being that if someone has physical access to your phone (and can unlock it), then they can pretty…

Every time I read a statement from McAffee, I picture him finishing it by yelling, “McAfee Rules” with his fists in the air and then jumping through the nearest (closed) window and running away.

Let’s say this is the primary cause of the long lines, for the sake of discussion.

I fly three to four times a year and it seems every time the rules are different: shoes on or off, laptops out or not, a tablet is or is not a laptop. No signs explaining what to do. And half of the TSA employees stand around doing nothing.

Not that I’m a fan of TSA security theater, but the ever escalating checked baggage fees from the airlines certainly aren’t helping. Charging for carry on and making checked bags free would speed things up immensely. It would also speed up the load and unload times at the gates.

Decent troll, 7/10, would read again.

“If he had a (D) by his name you partisan hacks would be swooning. 80% of what Trump says is essentially what Democrats have been saying for the past 16 years. Rebuild infrastructure, stop wasting money overseas on nations that can defend themselves, stop trying to nation build, protect our veterans. “Help our…

No need to fill out the form. Just turn your cell phone off, hold it to your mouth and verbally request the appeal. You’ll hear from them soon enough.

“We were super surprised by the higher rate of problems in veggie product...”

Because it’s the job of the FDA to protect the population from harmful substances. When manufacturers prove they are safe the FDA will let them on the market. People can get pissy all they want, but this is how the FDA has worked forever.