This is despicable and humorless, yet Arrested Westeros is relevant and hilarious. Discuss.

I go to the worst bachelor parties

Look out, patriarchy!

Say one thing for Joe Abercrombie: say he writes eminently readable genre fare, and writes a lot of it.

I think it kind of sucked. Boring, melodramatic, and full of Mary Sue sex tourism.

That would be dumb. Madness runs in the Targaryens ("Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods toss a coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land"), as does obsession with fire.

I thought their ultimate solution ("you're not my real dad, I'm running away!") was great.

Say what you will about Survivor, it's a pure game. They aren't drawing straws at the end, and being a likable is a huge part of the game. Michelle won that game by winning the challenge she had to and not pissing anybody off (except apparently for the ice cream guy, who she excised from the jury when she got the…

The Marseillaise sequence is the best scene Hollywood has ever made.

by "Casablanca remake" I assume you are referring to Barb Wire.

How could anybody defend Staunch Fiero after he ruined the Italian-Polish Historical Society's annual gala?

At least he lived life with only one regret.

I'm a little worried about Bran being able to influence past events, although I'm all in for an episode that's like the Simpson's Sound of Thunder spoof, with Bran continually making small changes in the past with increasingly bizarre outcomes.

The original Foundation trilogy was really diminished by Foundation's Edge and the larger effort to wrap it into the robot stories. Second Foundation's ending was absolutely perfect.

That scene where the real Thor confronts Stark though

Can anybody ID the sigil on the shield in the pic above? It doesn't appear to be the sigil of House Dustin, Ryswell, Wull, or Glover. Is it a Stark direwolf?

wait I forgot the best part, Lord Commander Dolorous Edd.

I hope he's a Dornish plant, just to see what ignoble death awaits him. *rocks fall, Qyburn takes 20d10 damage*

Book Ned was by all accounts an average sword. Jamie was maybe the greatest knight since Arthur Dayne himself (if you consider Selmy to be from before Dayne's time, which I think is right).

It's like they get off on being withholding