Pff! What a blatant ripoff! Austrian Alps = Best Alps!

Haha, you're right, their BBQ wasn't that good. We germans are also obsessed with BBQ since over a 100 years. When you go in any town here during summer you smell bbq from every garden.

Your german looks better than from most americans, even the grammar is correct, so you're doing more than fine (:

As a german i can tell you that there actually are americans who mistake Austria for Australia. Here a conversation i had while having bbq with people in Connecticut:

Red is in, but not that kind of red. Venetian Red, Maroon, Rosewood and Chestnut are. But they are already again since last year, mainly leather pants, jackets and dresses.

My comment was merely a joke, i thought adding a comic that made fun of my country made that clear.

I have the winner from german ebay: Maserati Quattroporte V8 Evoluzione (1998) with only 70.000km, no flaws for 8900 Euros (which is around 9400 USD).

German here. "It is the most german machine ever made". I have never though of it that way, but you are right. I suggest everyone on here, when you are in Germany to go visit it, on pictures it doesn't look as amazing as in person.

The interieur doesn't matter to be honest. My 2012 DBS has this horrible fat old thing coming out of the dash. Everything is better than that, also most Aston owners i know use their iPhone as navigation (because Aston Navigation systems are horrible anyway) Alot of the people here have heard me complain about the new…

Let's be logical though, we live in a moment in time where everything is "inspired" by something else. I work in fashion design for a luxury-brand and there is no "This is completly new!" with anything. Everything was there before, looks, styles and worst of all, shoe-designs. We still work on making heels that are…

That was the point of the comic i linked. Germany + Nationalism doesn't work and never will. At least not on a high level like the US. But i must say that the level of nationalism in the US is a bit too high aswell. And i think the post-ww2 wars from the US show that. Hope the next republican president won't be that…

Most of our german actresses during that time were obsessed with overly plucking their eyebrows, every single one of them. Just look at the lovely Marlene Dietrich (yeah she has them that thin on every picture):

Whenever someone brings up the 3. Reich and it's warcrimes just because i'm german i automatically have to assume that that person is uneducated and just doesn't know more things to say to us Germans.

If you like politically-incorrect but historically-accurate humor about every country on earth - enjoy: http://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/

For what? Cayman GT4 is good enough as is. We already got some lucky porsche-vip-customers here in Germany owning the GT4, i mean look at dat "behind":

First thought after reading "gunfight": Ahh, 'murica! freedom guns blazin and the wild west! yeehaw!

I have no idea where in my comment i mentioned that everybody calls them Dachshund in Germany, can you explain that? Also i'm german, grew up here and i live here, so i think i know what is used and what isn't, eventhough i never said otherwise.

Useless german lesson:

I wouldn't even buy it because it's a 1st gen XF, they are sold for almost nothing over here in European countries because they're so unreliable. I see some in great condition and average mileage for around 10.000 Euros. (10.600 USD)

Am i the only petrolhead on here who didn't enjoy any of the F&F movies? They not enough focused on cars, especially the later movies, and on top of that, the stories are pretty boring.