So if Adam Sandler breaks off in that Jill costume and makes a movie about her, does his earning potential increase? Fire up the Dennis Duigan, we have a plot!

They should VOD this thing and let the bros stay home. I doubt anyone's going to go see this in a theater. All the bros are at home with their stupid kinds and their wives man.

Please ban that crap-ass Red Dawn remake. Do it!

They have no honor - Klingons

The people who watch that godawful show are the ones who need the alias

Surprised at no mention of Cockpuncher.

This is so good. El-P sounds crazy, but the more you looks at Seagal's career and his movies, it's fascinating how he's sustained a career and branched out into all these weird diversions. Someone needs to give voice to the Sticks of the world who only serve as punching bags for an obese man with spray-on hair.

Free speech is fine, but no document says that there aren't consequences. If you say shit, expect to live with what you say. You're free to say it, but the business organization is also free to say that they don't want to business with you if you're making them look bad. Sterling has been a thorn in the NBA's side for…

Why would that mean man want to write about punching out Fairuza Balk? What did she do to him and why does she look so terrible?

Why would that mean man want to write about punching out Fairuza Balk? What did she do to him and why does she look so terrible?

Fiddy will get revenge for himself and his dead homey Dennis Weaver. That truck driver will be stopped on a mixtape.

Fiddy will get revenge for himself and his dead homey Dennis Weaver. That truck driver will be stopped on a mixtape.

Mr Penguins Poppers anyone? A romp through the 1970s with ole rubberface.

Mr Penguins Poppers anyone? A romp through the 1970s with ole rubberface.

I hope the villain will be Inspector Spacetime….

I think the Asylum decided this was too low rent to do an homage to get the unsuspecting DVD consumer.

At the start of the parade, the baloon will try and hide itself from the world. Somone will come along and urge it out of hiding. By Times Square, the baloon will be heralded for its' unique outsiderness, but then it will do something that will inevitably scare the crowd and it will have to work really hard to win us…