I made my wife return a Trump brand necktie years ago. Just couldn’t stand the man. Still can’t.

I’m pretty sure FedEx is on record as saying they’d financially support a Big 12 championship game if they took Memphis. They make the most sense to me.

Dream on, dream on.

Ted hasn’t been the owner for years.

Sadly, that’s a perfect assessment of how the NCAA penalty process works.

DO NOT get your dad one of those expensive father’s day cards from the store. He will curse himself for not having taught you thrift.

Applying some extra strength antiperspirant (my doc recommended a brand and it’s otc) to my face at night seemed to help me with this problem. It sucks to be sweating bullets from your forehead when nobody else is.

At least that shows what type of porn he likes.

Good analogy. Last night’s game was last episode of Seinfeld boring to watch.

You really shamed me good for questioning the math skills of Texans. How will I ever live this down?

I’d like to believe you’re right. I really would.

I assume you were educated in Texas?

Seemed to me that the Fox was a test bed for what might go on the following year’s Dasher. In other words, a lot of stuff didn’t work.

Well, both articles do state the obvious. Will’s states that if people don’t like Trump, they can vote for Cruz and Magary’s states that Will is a haughty dipshit.

It’s clear at about 2:41 in the video why the cop brake checked him.

Darn. Me wanted to post that.

Don’t the rules require him to do a year at Kentucky first?

I’m guessing that xenons were popular because they were offered on the expensive models and when your neighbors all saw that your headlights were blue they knew you’d bought a high end car. In other words, people may have been paying for status more than safety.

A president of a southern telecom (which was eaten by a bigger telecom) used to have lesser known quotes framed under his picture and attributed to himself. I don’t know whether he thought he’d actually said them first or was just a liar. Could be both.

Yep. It’s only Memphis. That’s what makes it hurt soooo bad.