they weren’t face to face for long at all.

I’m super excited that all of these morons will one day have children of their own. They’ll make amazing parents.

!!exclamation points!!

hes very openly an asshole at the very least

Cold take: Wall is openly dumb. He didn’t know what quotations were called and called them “exclamation points”.

Hot take: John Wall is secretly butt.

Hanging the whole game on him not playing is a bit much. Missed FG, extra point, Brady not making that catch, Eagles gambling and winning. MAYBE he makes a crucial stop, but to say definitively NE wins with Butler is ridiculous

There is always at least one player who makes the escort/ hooker mistake. Just spitballing here.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read today

Did Bettis get three yards on that carry? Which I believe is one more than his career average.

I want to turn Ray Lewis canton speech into a drinking game. Ray says“Jesus” drink. “God” drink. “Fake Crying” drink. Every time Ray crowbars an “I” statement, Drink. If he ascends to heaven on a beam of light, Chug.

I hope Ray brings two suits to the ceremony.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

It just kills you, doesn’t it?

Jesus Christ, just thinking about how Ray Lewis is going to bloviate, pontificate, and generally make a giant ass of himself in his speech is going to keep Deadspin rolling in takes for weeks. Can’t wait.

But payroll decreases are kind of my point: wages may have been too high for veterans and teams are realizing they can get better value out of price-controlled young players. Seems to me this was going to happen in this system at some point, where contracts like Pujols’ looked awful at the time yet MLB kept giving…

You mean the arbitration system that the players union agreed to?

Teams have realized that most FAs aren’t worth their salary, and it’s because they’re past their prime once they reach FA.

Maybe it was a bad idea for player’s to self-righteously (and short-sightedly) join hands with their employers and spend years smearing their union brothers over PEDs?

This just comes off as players being greedy to me. There are probably a dozen or so teams that would love to sign Darvish, Arrieta etc. Just not at the price point the players want.