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Too bad he couldn’t get the death penalty like his brother Craig out in Reno.

“10-3 Record as a starter? That 100 hours community service and 60 days probation. (Whack of a gavel) Next case.”

So is there some sort of prerequisite for being a starting FSU QB where you have to be an asshole to women? Because it feels like it.

About seven years ago I worked in this auto body shop called Charles Gross and Son. Chuck was a great boss, he paid pretty well and he was fair with hours and knew a ton about cars. He was like 64 and he kept up to date on all sorts of changes in the industry—like he was one of the first people I knew to get

“I was ejected because it was late in the game, we had it in hand, and I wanted tic further my tough guy image.”

I’m pretty sure everyone is starting to hate Kevin Durant so, in a sense, he’s right.

I ran into a problem with an order of just water once. My husband and I were at a restaurant, and we ordered full dinners, with drinks. My friend that was meeting us, had just eaten, so she ordered just a water. The waitress was fine, but the manager came out, and said if our friend didn’t order a meal, she would have

I think waitstaff should (and probably already do based on salty waitresses response) consider providing water as a basic part of their job, like having to take your order and bring you your check.

Don’t worry about looking cheap - you’re a customer.

“What’s the show about?”

I worked at a McDonalds where the towns one homeless person came in and got his free senior coffee and they asked for some packets of rice noodles. He would then make breakfast out of rice noodles, creamer and sugar packets.

My variant of this issue:

You got to love the NBA where player empowerment is at an all-time high. How often can the star player call a meeting directly with the owner of the franchise and then issue an ultimatum. Giannis apparently have finally realized his power and trust me he is going to start using it. Looks like Kawhi has had enough.

ok everyone we’ve got to start submitting better questions because this one has me wondering why someone typed all that out for her

The only way I am tipping for something I didn’t buy, is if they take something off my tab or I have a coupon. Otherwise, I will tip for whatever the bill comes out to.

That shouldn’t be a thing either. If I order a soda, should i tip based on the fact that it could have been a pricey craft beer?

Why is it that so many NBA teams have the collective emotional maturity of a group of sixth-grade boys?

It depends on where I go as to what I’m going to order for a drink. If I know that there are free refills, I will go ahead and order a soda or tea. If there aren’t free refills, I’m ordering water. I usually get at least 3-4 refills, as such, I’m not going to add an extra $15 to my tab.

Ha! he seriously does. And every time someone new comes along and is like “Why do they call you Captain? Were you in the Military?” we all gotta buckle up as that dirty laundry gets re-aired again.

David Blatt doesn’t even come close. He’s a better coach than Ty Lue for one. And Chuck Pagano has him beat in the “single dumbest play” department for sure