Umm, he’s on the road in Oregon. It’s cholera. I hope he and the oxen ford the river to safe health.

By left side, I’m assuming you mean his right side. Because I don’t see movement on his left side. And I still don’t see a kick.

Since the fan is the son of a Thunder minority owner, I’m guessing he said “You may make more money than me right now, but you will most certainly join the 60 percent of NBA players who go broke within 5 years of leaving the sport due to being stupidly sucked into bad investments, stalked by freeloaders in your…

What’s the big deal? I’m not aware of any situation in the NBA in which some shit talking between fans and players escalated into a serious situation.

He should be apologizing even if it’s not his it the airlines fault, huh? Fuck off with that bullshit entitlement.

She actually had calmed down quite a bit until Mr. “I’m a badass alpha male” got out of his seat and started yelling. He should have just stayed sitting down and shut up. People intervening like that almost always escalate the situation even further.

Not to defend the airline, but she seemed to be crying inconsolably, perhaps exaggerating whatever idiocy happened to her. The baby wasn’t crying. The rest of the personnel doesn’t seem to be in a state of emergency. The supposed a-hole seemed calm until “hero” passenger threatened him.

When the car arrived at the woman’s residence, Robertson said he was “going to walk the victim to her apartment and make sure she gets there safely.”

Same number of players as they had for the second time they went with Bush, though.

How is this an honest mistake? It was done with intent to harm. While trivial, it undermines the public’s trust in the NYT. This plays right into the conservative agenda.

Yes, a country with a $20 trillion debt should take a hard look at presidential visits by sports teams, which probably accounts for .000000005% of that debt. It’s important!

Palmeiro won a GG in a season he played 28 games. It’s a fucking bogus award you doofus.

You can’t make the argument either that “Yeah but the reason they didn’t show THIS time was specifically because of Trump.” Not without knowing how many didn’t show in 2015 specifically because of Obama.

I mean, you hate to say it, but the Patriots aren’t exactly in the wrong here. Pretty sloppy work by the NYT. Giving ammo to Trump/the right with these kind of unforced errors is bad optics.

If Gold Gloves were actually accurately indicative of fielding, Jeter would not have any, yet alone 5.

Are you seriously going to argue this point? Carlos Gomez was the best defensive CF in the league for 3 years, then he finally won the GG the one year he tore the cover off the ball, which was, hilariously, his worst season in several defensively.

Oh, and in 2011, Matt Kemp won the GG for CF. Matt Kemp was never anything but a minus defender in CF. But he was a hell of a hitter!

Well it certainly isn’t for defense, because Cutch is at best an average CF. Derek Jeter has what, 5 GGs? Nate McLouth has one!

He was never good at defense (Gold Gloves mean nothing except that you’re good at hitting) in CF, then he got older. He’s basically Jetering it if he refuses to move.

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…