Because a person adding violence helps solve a problem that wasn’t involving them to begin with?

How is his academic standing at all relevant to this particular story? If he were a 2.5 GPA student would Deadspin bother to mention it?

Deadspin would totally have the same reaction if Tom Brady said this.

So a football player douchebag bro got upset and physical with a woman at a party? You don’t say....

I’m guessing they’ve had numerous FOIA requests for this public record and would have to release it sooner or later.

This is the part of the movie where the ghost of Christmas Future tells LaVar Ball this is what will happen to him if he continues his tom-douchery.

This young man is a creep and his “apology” makes him sound even creepier. He repeatedly pulls her closer when she is trying to move away abd get out of his grasp. What a fuck boy.

Was Pedro a goon too then? Or is this just coded language for certain players that throw inside?

Yeah, players should be at risk for brain damage by getting thrown at because they didn’t inject enough violence by bringing a bat with them to fight.

Deadspin is probably the only site that can describe a basketball player as a gorilla and get away with it.

Olynyk just had the game of his life and won a Game 7 for his team and this blog calls him an oaf in the lead.

There’s some very interesting dog whistle politics here by AB. “Oaf” and “goon” are terms only applied to an athletic white player, with the pitcher headhunter described as a “redneck”. Nevermind Ventura, Pedro, or Draymond; it’s pretty clear which types of players are buffoons and/or seek violence according to this…

Nobody other than black people have ever been pulled over for tinted windows. It’s true.

Because you know the race *and* socio-economic status of the people who made those remarks?

Michael Sam couldn’t hack it in the CFL but you want him on an NFL roster? And RG3 alienated all of his teammates. He really lit it up with his new HC this past year, right?

Yeah, how woke of him.

I can only imagine how far LeBron would’ve fallen backwards after another player got a running start to charge at him and shovel him full force.

Yeah, he definitely fell over on purpose after being charged at by a crazed NBA big with a running start that gave him a two hand shove.

Deadspin ran a bunch of stories off that report so no.

Yeah, at least these guys aren’t like Matt Barnes, who will fuck you up for a talking to a woman he once had relations with. And then play the dirtiest brand of basketball this side of a Draymond Green kick to the nuts.