This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

I think you mean “as a steelers fan, I wish my QB didn’t do such Scumbag things”.

It’s zero articles split in half. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

And that is how we turn a bull into a steer in Colorado.

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…

Bye, son.

In an NBA where guys are taking discounts to play for GS and win many championships, it’s refreshing to see a guy say “fuck it, send me to an awful team with cap space, I just wanna get paaaaiiiiiddd.”

I don’t blame him for wanting out of Minnesota.  Winter is coming.  

The Knicks haven’t waived Noah yet, so, uhh, gird your loins, Wolves fan(s). 

“The Brooklyn Nets, Los Angeles Clippers and New York Knicks.”

Oddly enough, this baffling decision is very on Brand for them.

So you’re saying the Browns got 5 on it.

They should have traded him for a kicker.

I hate this team and I hate myself even more for continually supporting this team.  Every fucking year I hear other dumb ass Browns fans go “THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT” and it never is.  The Indians just wrapped up another division title (yes, I know, the AL Central sucks ass, I don’t care) and Lebron lead the…

We’ve come to a point where I honestly do not know what is defined as a penalty and what isn’t. Every time a quarterback appears to be even touched on a play, I’m checking for the “flag” graphic on the screen. It is not a good look, NFL.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

He can in fact be seen devouring whitebread in the gif up top.

I have no idea what or who you’re talking about. This is the longest, vaguest post I’ve ever seen on Kinja. Well done!