They look like they’re possibly old enough to have been born when the country was being fucking bombed by the goddamned Nazis...

It’s been less than 100 years since Nazis literally tried to destroy your country, you feckless asswipe. Your father probably fought in the war! Kindly fuck off forever.

I’m so glad this kind of stuff doesn’t happen in America. It really makes you prou...

By living vicariously through your kid, obviously.

I’m sure they ustacould.

God damn obesity is a fucking PROBLEM in this country... How can you be such big sports fans while never actually playing any sports?!

Nah, that other group was wearing cargo shorts and Under Armor shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. This one is wearing cargo shorts and cotton t-shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. Totally different aesthetic.

You know these parents were pissed- it looks like they ALL got up from their mobility scooters for the fight.

Didn’t this same group just have a Southern, cargo-panted, shirt optional fight at a charity cornhole tournament?

What terrible roll models!

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

I’ve seen Top Gun enough to know that those are just afterburners...

It was mind-numbing. Every damn time Mexico exposed Germany on the wing, they would get into the box and decide to cut back and blow the chance. By the time Chicharito and Vela had a chance to seal the game, I literally turned to my wife and said, hey, watch this — these two are gonna fuck this up.

Can we discuss the obscene number of chances Mexico had on the counter — most of which ended without even getting a shot on goal?

Lackadaisical play by the Germans, and they clearly didn’t take Mexico seriously.

Mexico should have won by 2 or 3 goals.

Does Ronaldo put it in the same place if the wall is two feet to the right? We’ll never know.

wall could’ve been two feet to the right, then that ball hits Biscuits in the face

Spain does everything right, Busquets even throws his head at the ball. You just can’t stop him.

Tiger really has to be careful around a hot mic.