i don’t blame him at all, that trapper caiman him like a bitch.

if you tell your wife confidential information about a health screen for a pro basketball player and she anonymously posts it on twitter, you get fired.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Name one player with better gift baskets.

101. Getting a Curt Schilling jersey permanently stitched onto your skin 

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

Universal access to mental health care? Don’t be silly...we just need to hire a trained officer with a car of their own to prevent these senseless acts from occurring. In fact, if everyone was allowed cars on this baseball field this could have been prevented.

Carol Sharrow was charged with manslaughter in the death of 68-year-old Douglas Parkhurst

I’m amazed how many people are misinterpreting your comment.

Did you miss the part where he was a police officer? If he’d been a civilian committing straight up homicide he’d still be in jail. Perks of the badge.

At what point do evidence and actions silence words?

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

He only hits singles, never walks, and has a squirt gun keychain for an arm.

Somebody plunk that guy, he’s having fun!

JaVale Mcgee is thinking “Damn, that JR Smith made a FOOL of himself!”

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

Also that was totally a charge on Durant and I really don’t know what the refs were looking at to call it otherwise.

I really wanted to blame the refs for Cleveland losing after they reversed the charge call against Durant with a minute to go.

I’m trying to focus on the positive here. The Cavs almost stole one from the Warriors on the road. But J.R. YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE LEAD YOU IMBECILE! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FIND LEBRON!!!

Fuckhead.