I’m a native Texan, live in Houston, and love the Texans. This will never happen as long as JJ is doing all the endorsement deals he is currently doing, especially with someone like HEB (biggest grocery chain in Texas). There are a far too many Texans for whom the Second Amendment is sacrosanct and no reasonable…

JJ Watt is a good football man. I hope he also starts talking some real shit about guns in this country.

Dana Loesch- how much do you want to bet she jogs around her gated community in camouflage workout gear?

Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.

Yes. She said, “You can forget about getting inside these jorts tonight!”

Athletes, they’re just like us!

Different writers for each piece. Opinions don’t have to be shared across writers.

Usually Curry takes over the next morning. That may just be me though.

My sister has tickets to Game 4. But she lives in Silver Spring, MD.

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

[Drinks 10 cups of coffee]

Oh and: It’s a *sex* reveal party. The gender is up to the kid. #woke

He probably shouldn’t have married a belly-itcher.

This wouldn’t have happened IF HE BROUGHT HIS GLOVE TO THE GAME!

I agree. At the last one I was at I yelled very loudly that we were just celebrating a meaningless distinction of a social construct.

He really blue it

This new trend just needs to full stop right away. Where is there for a society to go when this is being celebrated? If there’s a hill worth dying on, it’s this one: we must stop, at all costs, Cubs fans from procreating.

If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?

BREAKING: LeBron pitching a no-hitter, mighty Casey has just struck out

The y in this Case is Casey.