Andy Reid’s Punt, Pass and Kick

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

To the other 11 Cavs:

The rest—Aly Wagner and Derek Rae; Glenn Davis and Cobi Jones; Jorge Perez Navarro and Mariano Trujillo; Mark Followill and Warren Barton—will be watching and commentating from the Fox Sports studio in Los Angeles.

He is from Iran, so if he shows up in Saudi Arabia it will only be so he can be publicly beheaded.

The matches have been repackaged as The Cousins Cup presented by Incestry.com

Jeter is doing the absolute impossible and making that guy Loria look like the better owner. Holy fuck.

That’s some hardcore middle school libertarian nonsense, broseph.

Are your personal habits clean enough to support this level of sanctimony?

Fucking black people doesn’t shield you from accusations of racism, you stupid motherfucker.

Trump doesn’t have shit to do with the African-American unemployment rate. And look at his history of discrimination against black tenants, his continued crusade against the Central Park Five, refusing to hire African-Americans at his casinos because he didn’t “want black people counting my money,” “huts and AIDS” and…

Yeah the line inspector poops in every single one to test for any product defects.

“The big difference is a bird is a God-made object”

You will be happy to learn that the gigantic bird apparently flew away unharmed.

I think the lottery odds should be close to flat for every non-playoff team, but playoff teams should get salary incentives, like a higher cap or different luxury tax formula, or a second mid-level exception or something.

Promotion and relegation. Expand the league to 40 teams in two tiers and shrink the playoffs to twelve or even eight teams. Bottom two teams in each top-tier conference (we’ll get rid of divisions for now) get relegated, top two teams in each bottom-tier conference get promoted.

Umm - the wheel.

Let’s look at some other options.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.