I usually enjoy your comments but I don’t know about this. Plenty of people drink responsibly and have a lot of fun. A rapist is a different animal. I would be willing to bet that these fellows had nothing to drink and preyed upon a drunk girl who was just having fun.

He’s like a douchier Dane Cook, if that’s even mathematically possible.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Yeah, I call Bullwinkle.

Probably shouldn’t have consulted Latrell Sprewell on that first offer.

I’m sure there’s a couple Mavericks employees who could describe, in incredibly graphic detail, exactly what Noel did to himself.

Talk about ending the season on a high note

+3 Nailed it.

Christ, enough with the puns.

Probably took him 3 days to come up with it.

Jesus, what a headline...

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children

The Nuggz should be good, but they aren’t, and that pisses me off.

Doth Shaketh

I have frequently sung along to rap songs. I still manage to skip saying that word.

Don’t be that guy, ThaaatGuy.

“Either way, it’s definitely illegal to stand on the back of an unconscious person and do a cool flip.”

Chatman’s fighting style is best described as wrestler-boxer-chiropractor-gymnast.

+28 - 3 stars