I agree with your question, and I enjoyed your conclusion.

The final fitting thing that the Hungarian Olympic Committee should do is make Elizabeth Swaney carry the Hungarian Flag at the end of the Olympics.

I don’t believe she’s from Denver.

Basically, she’s managed to put off adulthood till 33, and seems to show no signs of caving now. I’m assuming she has incredibly wealthy, supportive parents who just don’t have the heart to tell her to move out and get a job.

She rebuffed your advances, didn’t she?

that seems to be the angle deadspin’s pushing but i’m not having it for one second

Think you should change the intro, her official title is Hungarian (sort-of) Skier (Even more sort-of) Elizabeth Swaney

“I still want to inspire people to get involved with athletics or a new sport or a new challenge at any age in life.”

are you fucking kidding me? She’s a joy.

You do what you gotta do. Personally, I have a new hero

I don’t care what you all think. This woman knew she was going to get the shit kicked out of her in competition and that people were going to talk shit and hate her for doing it. That takes an admirable amount of gumption that very few people have. We would all be better off if we had the balls to pull shit like this.

The only thing that could make this more priceless is if she just went straight down the middle of the half pipe the whole way

This is an excellent point you’ve made about the Olympic women’s ski halfpipe final.

Welp, I’m in love with this woman.

- The doctor to your mother after delivering you.

That movie was so dumb and I absolutely love it. Mostly because the funniest actors from the 2 funniest shows (Charlie Day(its always sunny) and Jason Bateman(Arrested)) are in it, but also mostly because Motherfucker Jones.

What’s your opinion of Curt Schilling?

The best are when people put their degrees beside their name.

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.