“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

Sometimes goalies only make saves because the ball happens to hit them, this is a case where the goalie was very lucky the ball didn’t happen to hit him.

I’m not sure Whitlock would have a problem with that. 

I once met Brian Dawkins shortly after he was drafted by the Eagles.

Jerry Kramer getting in, rights the HOF’s biggest wrong.

T.O. is kinder than I am. I’d have told him to “Eat a whole, entire ass.”

Sometimes, it’s nice to just be nice and let people have nice things. I’m as cynical as they come and this was lovely to me.

It’s not that your take isn’t ‘popular’, it’s that it is the take of a ‘gaping, stinking asshole’.

Amen brother.

ooh a new style of whataboutism. what about LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE.

She was fucking thrilled, what more do you want? GTFOH with that shit.

You must be fun to hang out with.

Markelle Fultz needs to call her shooting coach.

Fine, I smiled, I smiled. I hope you’re happy...

I wouldn’t know, nobody likes my comments.

Now he’s Liukin for a new job.

Nah, he also went by Larry Krystkowiak, Frank Brickowski, Jack Sikma, Danny Schayes, and Brad Lohaus.

This isn’t a problem if you never look up from your phone.

It's ok to make 'a' joke, so let us know when you're ready.