...absolutely. What could go wrong?

These fans ain’t got shit on this Alabama mom fighting an OU student in the stands

That dude couldn’t clap to a specific, yet extremely simple beat if his life depended on it.

It isn’t that weird and I don’t know the specific supermarket, nor do I care.

Thank you, Tom! That food almost made into a person’s stomach. Fortunately, it is now safe in flooded supermarket - phew!!

Now that IT is in Cleveland...Isaiah Thomas = Grady Sizemore

+1 for shouting

“and what you do off the field, don’t let too many people know.”

I genuinely hate to even think it, but one day a pitcher is going to take a line drive to the head and never get up. ever.

Probably coulda just asked “have you ever been to cleveland?” ...Winter or not, Cleveland is at the bottom of cool/fun list of NBA cities.

I think the biggest takeaway from all of this is that if you’re going to commit a petty crime, don’t carry your I.D. and memorize someone else’s bday and social security number.

If we’re being honest, his biggest offense was not being better at football. His lack of talent and ability finally caught up with him.

Seems like he’s not all that lucky.

Right? I’m would guess I’m a 30-ish handicap and I can sink 3 footers, soooo...

Right!?

Imagine the potential strategizing and also the reporting that could come from this...“James Utah was called up from AAA today. He’s got a measly .624 OPS, however he is 9" soft.”

The only thing I know about filing for bankruptcy is that Florida might be the best state in the USA to do it. Sadly, this appears to be the best financial planning he ever did.

...right?! This year’s race ain’t shit compared to the 1982 Tour de France.

Ah, yes...the ‘94 World Cup jersey that was proudly touted as being inspired by denim.

Utah Jones sure sounds like an alias Michal Vick might be using.