This whole article and comment section has filled my morning with joy.

817 represent.

Haha no, the characters have no direct murder control, just takes a bit of cleverness from the player in build mode.

Well any ‘murder’ requires a lot of player attention, I would have the mother lead her prey into the kill room, send her out and then delete the door so the victim was trapped. I think you can also drown and electrocute them.

I feel like vampires are juuuust detached enough to leave a mansion largely unfurnished.

Fort Worth!? This may be the first time my city has made it into a Kotaku article.

This, except she kills them all.

Based on the above video, I can already imagine and I’m dying

A lot of it is just make-believe role playing, but once you realize you can do anything to the hosts- I mean, Sims- without consequence...

I have no idea what the hell I just watched, but that lady was NOT 24. This was hilarious.

No need to mod for taboo when playing the Sims.

And then encourage the men to suck each other off.

You look good, real good.

Yep same, skipped the final hour.

God Ascension sucked ass. Bad, very stupid dialogue and general writing, awful deceptive twist. Tricia Helfer deserved better.

I love you Jason, never leave Kotaku and never change.

Yeah well, that was yesterday. You should have been there when the ios developer used the words “invoke the control center”, when describing how to swipe up for the control center. Like it was some kind of deific entity or spellcraft.

Is it cool to dress like a 70 year old? Huh.

I want to kiss you but it will suffice to just say hell yes.

‘Roflstomp’, God gaming lingo pisses me off.