No way any of this is real.

Their new slogan...?

The original GoPro?

Dirty Mike and the Boys

I was skeptical of the whole story until I read this:

If he would have stopped before the start/finish when there was ~3:30 left, waited until the Porsche claimed the checkered flag, then limped across, could he have claimed 2nd?

Dammit Douglas. This is like the intelligent auto-enthusiast version of clickbait.

I’m also confused.

If you look closely, you can see his bumper sticker...

So Mustangs like people, while Camaros like... fences?

At least in Minnesota, you must yield to emergency vehicles REGARDLESS. The cop above would likely not have gotten charged with anything here. It is ridiculous.

Why do you always look angry or scared?